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slutframing:

There is no lie detected

slutframing:

There is no lie detected

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captcreate:

the-crazed-psychopath:

Today I made one of my class mates so mad that he said he would rip my dick off a smoke it. How do you respond to that?

“It’s Menthol.”

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spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

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nidiot:

nd im in love w/ you both

nidiot:

nd im in love w/ you both

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green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

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goodvibejesus:

Joint Therapy ✌️

goodvibejesus:

Joint Therapy ✌️

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moviesexvideotape:

Lim Ji-yeon, Song Seung-heon / Obsessed 2014

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

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